The Hibernate Song


(to the tune of The Spiderman Theme Song from the original cartoon series)

Hibernate, Hibernate
O/R Mapping sure is great
Gavin King, and H-Q-L
Make my life a living hell
Look out! Here comes Hibernate!

Mapping Files in Hibernate
Wish my team would annotate
Are its queries optimized?
Who knows – it’s always a surprise
Hey there, there goes Hibernate!

Don’t fetch data now
Lazy load, ‘cuz you might guess
I don’t need it now
Hibernate, you do know best!

Hibernate, Hibernate
Friendly neighborhood Hibernate
Grab the jars, and climb aboard
OO models are your reward
To it…
Relational DBs are old-school
When you need a complex tool
You need the Hibernate!

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